nudelinselphia:
“ youhavetofarmatleast:
“ an addition to the ice cream discourse,
” ”

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

tumblr users: please ban the Nazis

tumblr: if you post a tiddy you’ll be deleted on sight

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motorcyclegirlfriends:

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

trapcard:

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scream @ “female presenting nipples”

Gender nonconforming nipples can stay but your on thin fucking ice

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uselessgaywhovian:

ommanyte:

Truth coming out of her well (with female-presenting nipples) to shame everyone

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oh sweet irony

(via characterlimit)

nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

Kirby is in tumblr jail for not wearing any clothes

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WHAT

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

theawkwardchimera:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

sweet fuck vampires are pale b/c they’re anemic

Did you only just realize this? They also suck blood because they cant get vitamin d from sun exposure.

take a multivitamin you melodramatic victorian appropriating eternal dumbasses

(via chisharette)

cleopatronising:

the day steve irwin died this one kid stood at the school gate yelling the news over and over as everyone went home like… it was so important that he literally took on the role of town crier… and no one believed him…

(via francisabernaathy)